Santa with Muscles (1996)

Penurious but muscle-bound Blake Thorne has made a vast fortune marketing health food and health supplements. He once was a nice fellow, but as his wealth increases, he becomes increasingly self-centered and decadent. One day, he gets in a great paint-gun fight that goes too far. Blake escapes the cops by running into a shopping mall, quickly donning a Santa Suit and pretending to be St. Nick. A head injury causes Blake to suffer amnesia, and an opportunistic "elf" decides to convince Blake that he is indeed Santa. This leads "Santa" to help save an orphanage, filled with adorable moppets, from the machinations of a greedy, insane doctor.

Directing:
  • John Murlowski

Writing:
  • Jonathan Bond
  • Fred Mata

Stars:
Release Date: 1996-11-08
TMDb: 3.5/10
  • Country: US
  • Language: English
  • Runtime: 93
Mila Kunis
Mila Kunis
Sarah
Hulk Hogan
Hulk Hogan
Blake
Adam Wylie
Adam Wylie
Taylor
Don Stark
Don Stark
Lenny
Robin Curtis
Robin Curtis
Leslie
Garrett Morris
Garrett Morri...
Clayton
Clint Howard
Clint Howard
Hinkley
Ed Begley Jr.
Ed Begley Jr.
Ebner Frost
Aria Noelle Curzon
Aria Noelle C...
Elizabeth
Jennifer Paz
Jennifer Paz
Helen Chu
Terry Gene Bollea
Terry Gene Bo...
Blake
Brian J. Williams
Brian J. Will...
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Troy Robinson
Troy Robinson
Baldie
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